I simply cannot this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. check here A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe this just took place. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?